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40 Reasons Australians Suck


Just for clarification I am Australian, so don’t assume I’m some yank.

   1. We complain about it not raining enough, and then when it rains, we complain it’s raining too much.
   2. We exceed the US and New Zealand in deaths from driving for work (truck drivers, etc).
   3. We call the English whiners, yet get upset when our favourite football team loses.
   4. A majority of the Australian population is comprised of bogans and drunks.
   5. We vote, elect, re elect and then elect again for the same prime minister who repeatedly cut the funding budget, introduced the GST (government services tax) when he promised he wouldn’t, he cut back on education spending and became George Bushes bitch.
   6. Aboriginal people claim to own our country. They refuse to work. They sniff paint and petrol. They don’t want jobs even when they’re given one. They’re always drunk off their faces.
   7. We made our own type of football that is completely crap, called Aussie Rules. It’s like one day some Australian’s woke up and said lets create a game only Australian people can play.
   8. We are always in competition with the English, even though we are migrants from England.
   9. Kyle Sandilands is Australian, say no more.
  10. Schapelle Corby, an Australian drug smuggler who got caught in Indonesia and denied the whole thing. Even though the evidence pointed to her being responsible.
  11. An Australian band by the name of Jet, ripped off Iggy Pop and The Who.
  12. Even Australian celebrities give their babies stupid names.
  13. Rove McManus an Australian comedian that a lot of drunk Australian people find funny, when he really isn’t funny at all.
  14. We put Vegemite on everything.
  15. We eat all animals that are on our coat of arms.
  16. We barbecue everything we possibly can, and when we can’t barbecue it, we barbecue it anyway.
  17. Hillsong Church
  18. Kids in our public and private schools start fights, record them on mobile phones and then upload the videos to Youtube.
  19. We are the fattest nation in the world -
      http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24531342-1242,00.html
  20. Most Australians actually like watching reality TV shows - shows like this one called Dumped
  21. We charge double for computer games, compared to America.
  22. Corey Worthington - http://www.news.com.au/feature/ranked/0,,5015729,00.html
  23. We’re responsible for The Veronicas.
  24. Australians are possessed by demons -
      http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23223768-3102,00.html
  25. Our idea of pride is beating up the Lebanese, Muslims and other people of ethnic races.
  26. Most Australians think Bundaberg rum is the best rum you can buy.
  27. We slur our words, even when we’re sober.
  28. We complain about paying $1.45AUD per litre for fuel, yet Australian police just invested in modified patrol hummers.
  29. We give our infants alcohol -
      http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24535643-29277,00.html
  30. We let tourists repeatedly drown at our beaches, even though they swim between the flags which are patrolled - http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24535878-29277,00.html
  31. We complain our dams are running out of water, yet continue to waste it.
  32. We idolise wankers and nobodies -
      Peter Brock (A well known wife-beater and race car driver who crashed into a tree and died, after a stingray cut his brakes).
      Steve Irwin (A well known Australian wildlife rapist who had sex with snakes, venomous spiders and other assorted forms of wildlife repeatedly, and then died when he lost in an arm wrestling match against a stingray).
  33. Russell Crowe calls Australia home, and even owns an Australian football team that can’t a game.
  34. We let Bindi Irwin be born, and now continually let this little Australian girl dumb our nations image down into the ground even further than her father did.
  35. We watched eight seasons of the reality TV show Big Brother.
  36. When we win something, we have a party about it. When we lose something, we complain, whinge and make excuses why we lost.
  37. We invented the wine cask as a means to carry around our wine and drink it easier, a favourite amongst alcoholic aboriginals.
  38. We condone the drowning of illegal immigrants.
  39. A majority of Australians believe beating up an immigrant whilst wrapped in an Australian flag is pride.
  40. Our idea of a vacation is going to Queensland for a holiday.