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lawl funny story
« on: June 27, 2009, 05:37:05 AM »
ok well today my mom took my car to work and she left her car for me to clean it and detail it...anyway i called my mom and told her that my car is missing and she was like WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?! so anyway about 30 mins later a cop comes knockin on my door and he asked me i got a call there was a car stolen so i was like oh shit...so i told the cop my mom took my car for the day so i could clean hers and then he left and about the time my mom gets off work she calls me and starts bitchin and callin me a asshole and stuff...but anyway i got a kick out of it

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Re: lawl funny story
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2009, 05:39:25 AM »
im confused...do you have a diagram?




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Re: lawl funny story
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2009, 05:50:40 AM »
so did your mom steal the cop's car?
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Re: lawl funny story
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2009, 07:08:01 AM »
Explain this a little bit clearer now. Thank You!

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Re: lawl funny story
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2009, 10:24:54 AM »
Explain this a little bit clearer now. Thank You!

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Re: lawl funny story
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2009, 03:20:23 PM »
I'm not sure what shocked me more.  Lock putting together a complete and understandable sentence or not getting the joke.  I was sure if anyone understood that fucking mess that Levi posted it would be Lock.

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Re: lawl funny story
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2009, 03:12:34 AM »
God fucking damnit Levi...

Write in paragraphs, make it more fucking readable for the rest of us, not a conjoined wall of text.

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Re: lawl funny story
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2009, 06:52:03 AM »
I can read it Levi. I have a lot of practice reading old court opinions of judges who fell in love with their dictionary.

1. Levi's mom took his car to work.
2. Levi's mom expected him to detail her car, which was at home. (The facts do not state whether Levi, in fact, detailed her car for her. Hence, he might be a bad son.)
3. Levi, in an attempt to play a practical joke on his mom, called her and stated that his car, which she drove to work, was stolen. (I assume that Levi meant for her to think the car was stolen from home)
4. Levi's mom (who might have it going on), not realizing that she drove his car to work, called the police to report his car stolen.
5. A policeman came to Levi's home to investigate Levi's mom's allegation, and Levi shit a brick and panicked, took the easy way out, and told the officer it was a mistake on his mom's part. (What a great fucking son you are)
6. Later that day, Levi's mom realized what happened, and called him to ground him and take away his computer rights.

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Re: lawl funny story
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2009, 07:32:06 AM »
Nicely done Bobino!

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Re: lawl funny story
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2009, 05:52:57 AM »
hahahaha bob
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Re: lawl funny story
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2009, 11:25:30 AM »
I can read it Levi. I have a lot of practice reading old court opinions of judges who fell in love with their dictionary.

1. Levi's mom took his car to work.
2. Levi's mom expected him to detail her car, which was at home. (The facts do not state whether Levi, in fact, detailed her car for her. Hence, he might be a bad son.)
3. Levi, in an attempt to play a practical joke on his mom, called her and stated that his car, which she drove to work, was stolen. (I assume that Levi meant for her to think the car was stolen from home)
4. Levi's mom (who might have it going on), not realizing that she drove his car to work, called the police to report his car stolen.
5. A policeman came to Levi's home to investigate Levi's mom's allegation, and Levi shit a brick and panicked, took the easy way out, and told the officer it was a mistake on his mom's part. (What a great fucking son you are)
6. Later that day, Levi's mom realized what happened, and called him to ground him and take away his computer rights.

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Re: lawl funny story
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2009, 12:11:11 PM »
Damn Levi you are such a hick.



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Re: lawl funny story
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2009, 02:33:49 PM »
lmao Bob....great work.  Now that I can comprehend what happened, my opinion has reached its conclusion.

1.  Levi's mom is a dumbass for calling the cops when she DROVE the car that she reported stolen.
2.  Levi is a dumbass for calling his mom to tell her that HIS car was stolen.....afterall, he KNEW that she drove HIS car.  This infact demonstrates Levi's own knowledge of his mom being a dumbass.




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Re: lawl funny story
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2009, 05:45:50 PM »
I can read it Levi. I have a lot of practice reading old court opinions of judges who fell in love with their dictionary.

1. Levi's mom took his car to work.
2. Levi's mom expected him to detail her car, which was at home. (The facts do not state whether Levi, in fact, detailed her car for her. Hence, he might be a bad son.)
3. Levi, in an attempt to play a practical joke on his mom, called her and stated that his car, which she drove to work, was stolen. (I assume that Levi meant for her to think the car was stolen from home)
4. Levi's mom (who might have it going on), not realizing that she drove his car to work, called the police to report his car stolen.
5. A policeman came to Levi's home to investigate Levi's mom's allegation, and Levi shit a brick and panicked, took the easy way out, and told the officer it was a mistake on his mom's part. (What a great fucking son you are)
6. Later that day, Levi's mom realized what happened, and called him to ground him and take away his computer rights.

I know who I'm calling when I kill a few hookers.

what do you mean "when" shar?
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