Poor ghost.  He doesn't even realize that he is going to get kung'd.  Or get seagul'd(from beers perspective).

 

lol....the correct terminology is kung'd.  If I got Seagul'd, you would tell me a story stating that you got robbed and they stole your PC.  Then, in an effort to be able to play with you, I would send you this stuff.  Then I would find out from OP that really, you just sold your stuff to a pawn shop to get some money for some rice and egg rolls.

I'm getting a job. I'll get it to you eventually.

 

I don't think the last four posts, written exactly in the chronological order that they are in, could've gotten any better.
Ghost, Seagul, OP, Beer's... lol. 

I lol'd too hard at Seagul's comment.  <3