February 2, 2009 at 7:05 pm #10111
A Message To the Newbies!
The staff here on the |FaLLeN| Clan Forums are very elitist, sadistic and strict assholes. We pride ourselves on filtering out folks not serious about adhering to the rules, and banning those who manage to slip through and break them. We are very serious about keeping our forums troll-free, so please consider yourself special for even being allowed to post in the presence of members like Vert, Saturn, and socialists like Bobino. Read the rules, use common sense, and help keep the |FaLLeN| Forums the l33test message board on the internetz!
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Crazy Catchall: Please do not try to cleverly circumvent some rule listed here. These rules are general guidelines and are very flexible.
I Hate Speech: Offensive terms such as “faggot” or “nigger” may or may not be bannable based on context of the sentence. If they were meant as humor with absolutely no offensive slurs meant, the user may not be banned or probated. This rule is completely, 100% subjective and is based on the mod reading the post at the time. Use at your own risk.February 2, 2009 at 8:27 pm #40904
nice post….perrrrty sure ive seen that somewhere before though 😉February 2, 2009 at 8:29 pm #40905
lol of course you have, I have no time to think this shit up
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